Toilet humour
What do they say about what goes around comes around? Well poor Glen Johnson had his FA Cup winners medal stolen yesterday after he left it in a hotel. Perhaps he should call his old mate Ben May because he may have it stuffed down his sofa?
"When I got back to the hotel and checked to look at my winner's medal, it was gone. I'm so disappointed. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed someone's going to give it back." (
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Back at the beginning of last year the brainless Johnson and Scunthorpe's May, then at Millwall were
caught red handed trying to steal a toilet seat and a set of taps from B&Q in Dartford.
Maybe if Johnson had stolen a bath tap he could of hung that around his neck instead of his medal. Dick.