Ah, jealously is a wonderful thing!
Absolute hilarious postings on the Spanners message board
'North Stand banter' - how do they know which stand is which? They all look the same. Maybe they carry flick knives encompassing compasses?
Anyway it all started with someone's Dad saying that he had heard down the market that we were signing Tim Cahill. Read the postings, I was p1ssing myself.