Selhurst Park is on the moon How embarrassed must Gillingham, Luton Town, Rotherham, Brighton & Portsmouth's fans be today waking up to find that The Observer has named their team's grounds as worst than Selhurst Park? Now I have never been to Millmoor or The Withdean but christ they must be hell-holes.

"A grimy, joyless place.... it's only the other side of London, but could be on the moon." God, and don't we bloody well know it eh?

The Observer, following a recent 'subjective' poll of fans, today named the country's 10 most crappiest football grounds and Palarses' came in at a mighty 6th out of 92. Wonderful effort. Mr Noades must be very proud, particularly as the twat that now owns the club is still paying him for the 'privilage' of playing there.

Ignoring the Athletics and Hockey Stadium's, Selhurst is also the least oldest of the grounds named. Why don't they just move in with Brighton and be done with it?

It is rather disconcerting to see three Premiership clubs amongst the Top 10, although I can only agree that Fratton Park is a toilet and Stamford Bridge only a public convenience that has been through a rather tacky episode of Changing Rooms.

My personal crappiest gound outside of SE25? Barnet's Underhill. Now even that would give Selhurst a run for it's money.
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