Today's news headlines
"Luke Young will sign for Middlesbrough after proving his fitness by coughing gently while a nurse cupped his swingers."
The Guardian's Fiver
. Lucky they didn't cup his ankle then, otherwise he would never had passed."Rob Lee, 38, and Warren Barton, 41, were held after the Mercedes E220 saloon was taken from Hackney Road, east London, on Tuesday night." BBC Sport
. Lee is actually 41, but knowing him reasonably well, I'm astonished by this news. If I find anything else out and can report it, I will.