Bent gone, at last
Announced on Birmingham City's official website here
Blimey, Like a pimple on your nose. After a number of failed treatments including forgetting it even existed, the club finally got rid of Marcus Bent this afternoon. Despite stories of thousands of Addicks showing up at Bent's Woolwich pied-à-terre on Monday offering him lifts down the M4, he actually decided to drive himself but then went and got lost on the way ending up in Birmingham where the filthy lucre is even more dirty - right up this arse-holes street.
Bent finally passed a medical, this despite having no heart and signed for the Blues for "in excess of £1m."
This I'm assuming includes a few add-on's, which hopefully does not include any long-service awards. Good riddance to bad rubbish.