Room 1608, Philadelphia Hyatt, USA Dear Nicky Bailey, get yourself a flight love because I have the wine chilled and am waiting for you..

Really, what would we do without the red haired hot lover. John Terry. Move over ugly.

I followed the game via Twitter foregoing Emma 'er, was that umm Sodje or Burton that scored. Nope it was Nick-ey Bail-ey' Jones on CAFC TV but it really didn't sound very good, here are some Twitter messages from this afternoon:

@CharltonPlus: Urm. Rubbish.
@all_quiet: You don't need me to add my tuppence worth on how crap most of that first half was. Swindon like a trip to 1983.
@CAFCgirl87: this shit is scary. Feels like we gona be playing league one football forever a this rate. Ahhhhhhh
@darryl1974: Cold, losing, in Swindon, and watching what the locals are loudly calling us "a shit Crystal Palace". How's your day going?

Thank god for Captain Fantastic. I thought Parkinson picked a brave starting line up by dropping Burton to the bench and Sam completely. Solly missed out too and Akpo was the sole striker and we had this kind of continental 4-2-3-1 formation. I have been in favour of a 4-5-1 and I think we got that in the second half when Semedo replaced Waggy but frankly after that I lost touch of who was playing and in what system.

Swindon are a good side, yes I know Chelsea are a good side, but we are in the 3rd Division now get used to it so two points against them this season is no shame but we are not playing well, not well at all.

Reports: Doctor Kish.  ¶ 18:03