I spent three hours in emergency this evening after slicing the top of my thumb off!
Using a mandoline
to slice beetroot and carrots to make pancakes (honestly they would have been scrummy), the top of my right thumb plopped into the dish followed by a gush of claret. Neither of which were in the list of ingredients!
Sat in the emergency ward, fortunately before the pubs closed, I was thinking that I have spent more time in Bermuda's one hospital than I have in any hospital wherever I have lived before.
The care was good and I am all bandaged up and my thumb will be sore for while but it will heal.